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英语美文阅读:偷树莓

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  Stealing? Well, yes—I guess we WERE stealing, if you want to get all 2)technical about it. But in our 13-year-old brains we were just using the raspberries as God intended them to be used.
  
  The matter of ownership never occurred to us. We just knew that the Jordans had the best raspberries in the neighborhood, and that their bushes were always heavy with fruit. And suddenly that summer Friday night, a handful of freshly picked raspberries sounded good. Maybe TWO handfuls.
  
  So we snuck into the Jordans’ backyard—which, come to think of it, should have been our first clue that we were doing something wrong: we “snuck.” Anytime sneaking is involved, it means you don’t want to get caught, which usually means you shouldn’t be doing it. But we snuck into their backyard and positioned ourselves carefully around the bushes and started harvesting their sweet, juicy berries.
  
  Now, I’ve got to tell you, there isn’t anything that tastes better than vine-ripened raspberries, fresh off the bush. I probably shouldn’t admit it, but they seem to taste even better if there is a little3)subterfuge involved. And we were savoring every bite of 4)ill-gotten berry when all of a sudden the Jordans’ backyard lights 5)flicked on, and Mr. Jordan came 6)charging outside.
  
  “What you boys doing out here?” he shouted as my friends scrambled off in all directions, uneaten raspberries flying 7)every which way.
  
  He made a 8)valiant attempt to grab one or two as they dashed past him, but they were too quick for the older gentleman to catch, and within seconds the boys disappeared into the dark of the summer evening.
  
  All except one. Uh, that would be me.
  
  Speed was never my strength. I was tall. I was strong. But I wasn’t very fast. Fast was for the little quick guys. I was all about size and power, neither of which 9)comes into play when you’re trapped in a backyard, your lips red with juice from a neighbor’s precious raspberries.
  
  So I stood there, 10)deer-in-the-headlights style, and quickly considered my options. I could run, but I knew perfectly well that even as old as Mr. Jordan was, he could probably 11)outrun me. I could lie, but I couldn’t come up with a believable story that would explain why I was in their backyard wearing a T-shirt 12)stained with fresh raspberry juice. Or I could just stand there and accept whatever punishment would surely 13)come my way from the Jordans and my parents.
  
  To be honest, I didn’t like that last option, but I didn’t really have a choice. I took the 14)tongue-lashing that Mr. Jordan gave me as he 15)marched me down the block to my house, where my mother took over and 16)escalated the 17)harangue to new levels of 18)righteous scolding. My friends said they could hear every 19)colorful word she uttered from the darkness of our backyard, where they had gathered to celebrate their escape —and to observe my capture.
  
  They teased me about it for days afterwards, while all I could do was complain about how unfair it was that I had to pay the full price for doing the exact same thing all of them had done without any noticeable consequences.
After about a week of this, I complained to my father about the inequity of the situation (and in case any of the boys are reading this: no, I didn’t 20)rat you out. I think the 21)statute of limitations on raspberry rustling had already 22)elapsed).

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